Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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