i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
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If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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