sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
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He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
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well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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