YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
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I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
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I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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