therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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