can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I got her a Nickelback box set.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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