I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
