Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
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Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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