I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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