Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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