margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
This is the high leading the old right now
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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