I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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