Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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