I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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