yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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