dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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