Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
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As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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