i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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