We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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