i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
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