I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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