I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
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I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
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