How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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