If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
it was like eating out sand paper
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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