It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
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I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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