spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
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I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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