There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Randomize
