Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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