no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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