How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
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Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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