So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
