Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
