i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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