Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
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Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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