You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
