also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
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MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
These tits shall not be calmed
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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