Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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