Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm eating all of the evidence.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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