remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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