Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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