we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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