Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
You can make out without kissing
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