I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
