Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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