He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
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Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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