it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
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You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
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sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
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