i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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