You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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