my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
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Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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