it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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