i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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