Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I'm eating all of the evidence.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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