About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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