yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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