Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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